draggol

 A/N: I really tried to keep Gru true to his character in the movie while still trying to keep him as a realistic villain. Also, I think I single-handedly destroyed the Russian language when it came to Gru's middle name. Russia uses patronymic middle names, which means the child's middle name is a derivative of the father's first name. Depending on the sex of the child, the ending of the middle name will either end with 'evich' or 'ovich' for a boy. 'ovna' or 'evna' for a girl. As for Tess, I see her Elizabeth Banks (specifically her appearance in Man on a Ledge) (cough Team Hayffie cough) far as appearance goes. As for Michael, think Justin